List of Completely Awesome Things

I am setting myself a challenge today. I am going to create a list of the most awesome things I can think of and see how long I can make it! Feel free to add suggestions.

1. Nutella

Enough said.

2. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Whoever decided to mix chocolate and peanut butter was a fucking genius.

3. Wine

There is nothing better on a fall day than kicking back in front of a fire with a glass of red wine. And nothing better in the summer than sitting on the deck with a glass of white. It's versatile and awesome.

4. Dinosaur Toys

Who doesn't love to play with dinosaurs?

5. Velociraptor Dressed as Santa Claus

This may be more terrifying than awesome, but if someone can actually get a velociraptor into a Santa suit, then that is awesome.



6. Ninja Easter Bunny

This one I swear is real. I have watched for my parents to hide eggs and I have never seen anything. But the eggs are always hidden!

7. The Doctor and Everything Associated Thereof

Doctor Who is awesome. So are a lot of other BBC programs. I'm addicted.

8. CFH

Casually awesome

9. Swim Team

Any swim team anywhere is automatically awesome. Ripon is just more awesome than most. And Anoka is awesome for creating The Weekend.

10. The Weekend

In addition to the pure awesome that is the regular weekend, we have the concept of The Weekend. And Tuesdays. And bank holidays. Free love!

11. Hugs

Hugs are pretty awesome

12. Cuddle Puddle

A good cuddle puddle will turn any day around. Did you know that there's a girl in New York who runs a cuddle business? She cuddles with people all day and charges something like $60 an hour just to cuddle. I may have to go work for her.

13. Completely Owning a Final Boss

Not when the boss is way easier than you expected and you dominate. No. This is an epic battle in which you pull off impossible combos, almost die a bunch of times, and finally emerge victorious. You feel like the champion of the world.

14. Same as 13 Except You Beat Your Friends at Soul Calibur or Something Similar

This is actually better than 13 because you get to rub it in someone's face. And hopefully watch them cry.

15. Brunch

Breakfast and lunch at the same time? Get at me!

16. Bacon

Bacon might just be the most awesomest thing in the history of awesome. It was probably bacon that lured the velociraptor into the Santa suit. That's the only way I can think of to do it without getting mauled. See, the velociraptor will either be so distracted by or grateful for the bacon that it won't protest to being dressed all in red. It's a theory.

UPDATE:

17. Denny's Cheese Fries

Oh. My. God. They are covered in cheese and bacon and there is ranch dipping sauce. Problem is that I'm sometimes too drunk to enjoy them properly.

18. Joss Whedon

Lord of All Things Awesome. I want to have his brain children. The things that he comes up with are just awesome. They are the epitome of awesome.

19. Failblog

Always has the power to make me feel better about myself.

20. People Who Bear the Name Rachel

Because they comment on my blog and make me feel special. As special as a chicken dinosaur hybrid. It's kind of epic. Take a look here.