I am absolutely positive that I would not be this scared were I to face down a pack of rabid, zombie velociraptors that have been trapped underground without a source of food and are only now being released into the light of day (which is driving them insane because it is so bright), and I am the only thing between them and a maternity ward.
Think about that for a moment. Imagine that you are facing down insane rabid zombie velociraptors that want to gnaw on baby flesh. That's fucking scary.
But it is not as scary as the situation that I find myself in now.
It is sickness season. I work at a high school, and the plague has definitely arrived.
I might die.
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