Monday, November 26, 2012

Impatient Rant of Insanity!

I usually don't buy anything on Black Friday. I hate crowds and people in general, so I don't go to stores. My discovery of the wonderful world of online shopping has not even convinced me to spend my hard-earned cash. But this year was different. I couldn't control myself, and I bought an iPad.

And it is taking so fucking long for it to get here!

I have been online tracking this sucker about once an hour. It's insane. It won't get here until Thursday, but I am still tracking it in the futile hope that at some point it will find its way to a mad genius who has invented teleportation and will bring it to me. Someone needs to make a gate scroll! Or a portal! Or something!

Anyway, it has been exhausting to be this excited, but I just found out that my iPad has finally made it from China to the United States. It's in Anchorage, but at least it's on the right continent! Finally! Three more days until delivery!

Update:

I'm also loving the fact that my iPad departed Chengdu, China at 5:08 AM on Nov. 26 and arrived in Anchorage at 9:06 PM Nov. 25. Time travel!

Update:

It's a day early! It's about twenty minutes from my house!

2 comments:

  1. You know, if you bought it from a store, you'd have it already... ;)

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  2. It was sold out on Black Friday :( And I didn't want to pay full price :P

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