To Read Or Not To Read... Fifty Shades of Grey

For weeks now I have been hearing about this new book that is flying off of the shelves. Perhaps you have heard of it. It is called Fifty Shades of Grey and is supposedly a scandalous and erotic read. My mother continuously brings it up because everyone at her work is entranced by it. She even suggested that I read it. My mom. My very Catholic mom wants me to read an erotic novel. Ok then.

Now, I try not to waste my time reading smut. The occasional dirty book is fun, but I would rather spend my time reading a great story rather than hot sex scenes. Not to say that all erotic novels are lacking in story, but it is generally not the focus. I do, however, try to stay on top of what is happening in the world of popular fiction seeing as how that is the area in which I hope to someday excel. For that reason I decided to see what this book is all about.

But then I found out some of the background of this story. It began as Twilight fanfiction. Erotic Twilight. Ew. Ew to the power of ten. Any desire I had to read this book dried up instantly. No way was I going to waste my time reading something like that. Absolutely no way.

I kept this resolve for a grand total of two days. Then my friend posted a link on Facebook to the blog of a woman writing against the book. She gives fifty reasons why she will never read this book. It is hilarious, and I highly recommend that you check it out. The only problem I had with it is that, obviously, she doesn't read the book. In my opinion, it is impossible and unfair to rail against something if you have not experienced it.

I believe in knowing your enemy, and I believe that it is easier to debunk and mock something if you have experienced it. Hell, it's the same as trying new food. Don't you just get pissed off when you make something but someone won't try it because it has...tomatoes? Or mushrooms. For heaven's sake just try the damn thing! That's what I want to say, and for that reason, I am taking one for the team. I am going to read Fifty Shades of Grey. I may not get past the first chapter. But at least I will feel as if I can validate my reaction to it.

Look out for my thoughts and opinions as I read this book!